ohmahshoe:

adios bitchachos

there has never been a better time to say this

ohmahshoe:

when people sit next to you at the movies:

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vestier:

Going back to school like how do I math

stormyheights:

when you realize this dude

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was esteban julio ricardo montoya de la rosa ramirez

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Anonymous said:
what's your technique for fingering ?

eatpussylivehappy:

pussy poppin hidden 2 fingers no jutsu

whoredinarygirl:

i can’t even pick my favorite song what makes you think i can pick a college

andrewjacksonjerkwad:

fucknolesmis:

the only kawaii emoticon you will ever need is this 

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it’s mike wazowski. 

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go hard or go home motherfucker

this took 16 hours, suck my dick

❝I’m afraid I’m easy to forget.❞
— The Six Word Love Story #69 (via liqiud)